Something evil is Lurking in the dark...

Muhahahaha... the lovely SJ over at Pseudotherapy, created this lovely Halloween meme and I couldn't help but jump on board. Really. Five mystery bloggers for you all to identify. SJ would be one of them but I only started reading her last week. SJ who I have to add to my blogroll as soon as I update. I apologize for this. I will be comenting ad nauseum on her site from now on. (Be warned!). She also designed the oh so spooktacular graphics above. (Or I think she did.... either way I am giving her credit.)

Now to ad to challenge and to amuse myself below three bloggers are described by:
1. What Halloween treat they are giving out
2. How they are disguised
3. How they plan to scare the kids.
4. In really bad rhyming verse. I tried for limericks but I suck. (Sorry guys. I do try.)

Since I am just too damned lazy to do an ABC thing, I'll post a list of 10 blogs to choose from. Some of this is based on fact, some of this is based on nothing more than the fact that I need a rhyme. Ok.. are you ever going to guess?

One
Don't let Number One's loincloth scare you
Her strenghts in her heart not her tutu
She gives medals for treats
Just don't smell her feet
Or she'll use the club to revive you.

Two
The hot apple pie will be tempting
And his love of his Cubs is disarming
Clad in Nikki Sixx spandexes
Thoughts soon turn to hexes
As the Nickelback has my head pounding

Three
Number Three has been a princess all day
And when she gets home she likes to play
She takes off her clothes
And makes the kids pose
For Yum Yum donuts they'll pay.

Four
With the bridal veil tucked in her pocket
She'll answer the door if you knock it
Caramel filled chocolate kisses
Not those toffee thing, missus
But those fangs may be real so watch it

Five
Number Five has a known dislike for Cars
To the Hives she hums out a few bars
But tonight she gives treats
Maybe not homemade sweets
Pancakes, cupcakes and maybe a Mars.

Pick among the following... Answers tomorrow... or not.
a. Snackiepoo
b. Still Baking
c. Kapgar
d. The Torn Page
e. Runner's Lounge
f. Notes of a Non-Runners
g. Weight of My World
h. Miss Vicky's Offhand Remarks
i. Rude Cactus
j. Greeble Monkey